I’ve been on my fair of bad dates but this is the worst. A combination of me being half deaf, a guy being an asshole, and a VERY weird situation.

If I have one skill it is being a professional hermit. Is that an actual thing? Not sure. It’s very real to me. I’m pretty known for going off the map and disappearing into the anti-social abyss. I’m no Serena Vanderwoodsen but unless you follow me on twitter (yea, the excessive tweets will never stop)…

1. You Put Too Much Pressure on Every First Date We all want to believe that each stop will be our last and maybe two months from now we wont have to stress about the possibility that the guy picking you up in 10mins is a serial killer, because he wont be a stranger anymore.…